Obi Wan Kenobi Manufacturing using 'From A Galaxy Far Away Production'... "is a practice where the cost for any goal other than the creation of value for the end customer to be wasteful, and thus a target for elimination. In other words the end customer should only pay for what is of value to them and thus the process of eliminating all waste."
Huh?
Did your web site sales pitch get posted at 4:00am when the programmer had run out of energy drinks and a hurricane was pending?
And, just who is about to be eliminated, did you say?
Assuredly, it won't be me.
If your business is extremely lucky, you may win the lottery and be mentioned in the latest Washington Post reader contest for Inexplicable Humour in Advertising. Or, more likely, you'll be ignored altogether by everyone, everywhere and then, yes, it will be your customers that are eliminated.
Save yourself. Straighten up and fly right. (SUFR, as I see it.)
SUFR for your craft, your art, your livelihood. And most especially, your customers. Say what you mean, and then, read what you write. Again. And once more.
When that continues to fail, contact me. I am available to help you SUFR, and I do enjoy it so.
Rude Barb
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